Missing Person Report

A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.

The policeman asked for a description.

She said... "He's 35 years old...6 foot... has blue eyes...dark wavy hair...an athletic build...weighs 170 pounds...hes soft-spoken and is so good to the children..."

The next-door neighbor looked at her with a puzzled expression on her face and said... "What ?...your husband is 5 foot 4...chubby...bald... has a big mouth and he's mean to your children..."

The wife replied... "Yep...I know...but who wants HIM back ?"